Thursday, 27 November 2014

Top 10 Jurassic Park Moments

Top 10 Jurassic Park Moments

To celebrate this week’s release of the epic trailer for Jurassic World we’re having a special Top 10 looking at the top 10 Jurassic Park moments. These can be any moments from Jurassic Park, The Lost World and Jurassic Park 3.
You can see the trailer for Jurassic World here: http://biggerboatfilmreviews.blogspot.co.uk/2014/11/the-jurassic-world-trailer-is-here.html

10: The Wooden Gates
The Moment: Probably the most recognisable and iconic moments from the series. Upon embarking on the maiden tour, the guests approach a 50 foot wooden door with the eponymous words ‘Jurassic Park’ sitting atop. ‘What’ve they got in there? King Kong?’ quips a hesitant Ian Malcolm.





9: Botched Take Off
The Moment: One of the few stand-out moments in Jurassic Park 3 sees Alan Grant, et al racing back onto their plane in order to make a quick escape from the island after hearing a not too distant roar. With the plan hurtling down the runway it is suddenly cut off by the Spinosaurus emerging from the trees, leading to a pretty spectacular crash into the dense jungle.

8: The Long Grass
The Moment: ‘Don’t go into the long grass!’ yells a terrified Ajay as the group of hapless mercenaries pass into a field of tall grass after fleeing the T-rex. One by one they are dragged underneath by Velociraptors, in what is a chilling scene made all the more terrifying by the fact the raptors aren’t really seen.



7: 6 Foot Turkey
The Moment: Alan Grant confronts a smart mouthed kid claiming that Velociraptors were more like ‘6 foot turkeys.’ Grant then gives the kid a lesson in dinosaur culinary describing their killing habits with the use of a 6 inch raptor claw as a handy prop. ‘The point is…you are alive when they start to eat you.’ The petrified expression on the kids face is matched by the entire audience.

6: Life Will Find a Way
The Moment: One of Malcolm’s stand-out moments. After being reassured that an all-female dinosaur society could never breed, Malcolm warns Hammond, Wu, et al that ‘life will find a way.’ Initially de-bunked, Malcolm is proved to be right in the end.





5: They’re Flocking This Way!
The Moment: A group of fleeing Gallimimus’ hurtle towards Grant, Tim and Lex fleeing the T-Rex. Not that the CGI wasn’t remarkable already, it set the standard not only for the rest of the film but for the film industry itself. This was not only a convincing CGI animal on screen; it was a CGI animal on screen, interacting with the characters themselves. Kudos must be given for the decision to rely on both CGI and animatronics as opposed to just the latter.


4: Introducing Mr T. Rex.
The Moment: After appearing illusive for the first hour of the film we finally get a glimpse of the T-Rex. Its approach is ominous enough with the genius and now iconic cup of water scene, but its appearance from within the trees whilst swallowing a goat is terrifying.  The effects are glorious and stand the test of time even to this day.



3: Clever girl.
The Moment: Gamekeeper, Robert Muldoon, is silently stalking the escaped Velociraptors only to discover that he himself is being stalked. After setting his rifle on the raptor he is greeted by a second Raptor emerging feet from him in the nearby bushes. Realising he has been cunningly outwitted he mutters ‘Clever girl’ before the Raptor pounces. The Raptor previously in his sights looks on in an almost sinister look on her face.

2: Dino-Ethics 
The Moment: A surprisingly low-key choice for number two considering the numerous action sequences within the trilogy however it’s this scene that provides the most talking points. During dinner, Malcolm calls out Hammond questioning him on the ethical implications of creating dinosaurs stating ‘Genetic power is the most awesome force the planet's ever seen, but you wield it like a kid that's found his dad's gun.’ Disheartened by this, Hammond calls on palaeontologists, Alan and Ellie to back his dream, which backfires drastically. It’s a hefty debate for a popcorn film proving that this blockbuster has brains as well as brawn.


1: Welcome to Jurassic Park

The Moment: After arriving in a seemingly empty field, Grant turns his head to find a 60 ft Brachiosaurus grazing next to them. A disbelieving Grant is joined by Ellie and Hammond before falling to his knees as Hammond exclaims ‘Welcome…to Jurassic Park.’ It’s Grant’s and the audiences first time seeing the CGI dinosaurs and we share his awe and amazement. It’s a breath-taking moment made all the more impressive by John William’s magnificent and iconic score.   

Tuesday, 25 November 2014

The Jurassic World Trailer is here!

Here it is! The first official trailer for Jurassic World! 


What do you think? Have your say below.

Top Ten: Uncomfortably Awkward Film Moments

Top 10 Uncomfortably Awkward Film Moments
This week’s top ten is looking at the most cringe-worthy moments in film. Moments that made us squirm in our seats, begging for it to end.
 

10. Les Miserables (2013)
The Culprit: Russell Crowe
The Moment: Any moment where Rusty flexes his vocal cords and belts out his songs in a manner living up to his nickname. Granted he’s not a musically trained actor like many of his accompanying cast, but even they couldn’t carry Crowe through the lengthy running time.





9. Withnail and I (1987)
The Culprit: Richard Griffiths
The Moment: Whilst spending a quiet week in the country, Marwood (Paul McGann) is joined by Withnail’s (Richard E. Grant) Uncle Monty (Richard Griffith) who then proceeds to use the remainder of the holiday to seduce Marwood. In one of the most disturbingly hilarious seduction scenes in cinema Monty claims ‘I must have you even if it must be burglary.’ Look away.



8. The Inbetweeners Movie (2011)
The Culprits: Simon Bird, Joe Thomas, Blake Harrison and James Buckley
The Moment: Truth being told there are many different cringe worthy moments from The Inbetweeners Movie. However the pièce de résistance simply has to be the group’s dismal attempt at dancing over to a group of girls in order to impress them. The worrying thing is, everyone now knows the dance movies off by heart. Form an orderly queue ladies.


7. Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005)
The Culprit: Hayden Christensen/James Earl Jones
The Moment: Revenge of the Sith is generally considered the best (or least worst!) of the Star Wars prequel trilogy. However for most uncomfortable moment it stands out like a sore thumb. After being badly injured by Obi-Wan, Anakin is placed into the infamous Vader outfit to keep him alive. He is then informed by mentor Palpatine, that in his rage he accidentally killed his bae, Padme. Cue a heartbroken Vader crying ‘Nooooooooooooooooo’ whilst the camera slowly zooms away and audiences everywhere suppress their laughter.


6. Batman and Robin (1997)
The Culprit: Arnold Schwarzenegger
The Moments: Schwarzenegger was allegedly paid $25 million for his role as Mr Freeze who initially could be considered an interesting character to play. A scientist who places his terminally ill wife in a state of cryosleep in order to save her life, yet after a fatal accident involving his wife and her cryo-stasis, he must keep himself in a cryogenic suit to stay alive. What Schwarzenegger (and director Joel Schumacher and write Akiva Goldsman) decided to do was camp him up big time like a pantomime villain, sporting a fur coat a hip hop artist would think is ‘a little too much’ and have him spurt out ice based puns throughout the film.  Not cool.
 

5. Django Unchained (2012)
The Culprit: Quentin Tarantino
The Moment: Let’s face facts; Quentin Tarantino is a bad actor, a really, really bad actor. But in Django Unchained he took this to a whole new level. Turning up in the last quarter of the film he dons the least convincing Australian accent since Jay Cartwright in The Inbetweeners. His idea of an Australian accent was just to say ‘mate’ a lot.









4. The World is Not Enough (1999)
The Culprit: Denise Richards
The Moment: Denise Richards plays a scientist called Christmas Jones. Christmas Jones. Really.












3. The Wicker Man (2006)
The Culprit: Nicholas Cage
The Moment: Detective Edward Malus is captured by the inhabitants of the island. He is subjected to torture by the inhabitants, most notably placing a mesh cage on his head and filling it with bees, signalling Cage’s horrified cries of ‘No! No not the bees!’


2. Superbad (2007)
The Culprit: Jonah Hill
The Moment: Seth meets a girl at a party who takes a bit of a shine to him and they begin to have a dance together which in itself could merit a place in this list. It’s when the dancing his finished and Seth checks out the weird stain on his pants leg that makes us look away in disbelief. I’ll just leave it there and leave the rest to you!


1. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (2007)
The Culprit: Kiera Knightley

The Moment: Director, Gore Verbinski wanted a stand out, uplifting speech to build up to the show piece climax of his (then) Pirates trilogy, a moment to inspire the disbanded group of Pirates to unite against the dastardly East India Trading Company. Step up Kiera Knightley who manages to butcher the entire moment by delivering the speech like a head girl at a private school parents evening.